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Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.
    Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species. But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering GENOCIDE COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to KILL ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed resources and deadly weaponry from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING, while pursuing a working DOOMSDAY DEVICE which will bring armageddon to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night. You hold a fascination for MILITARY HISTORY AND LEGENDARY CONQUERORS. You have dubiously modeled your profile and exploits after the most notorious figures and their stories, which are bristling with the GLORY OF VICTORY and the STING OF DEFEAT and POLITICAL MACHINATIONS and ROMANTIC INTRIGUE. It is an image you are careful to craft through EXAGGERATED EMOTIONAL THEATRICS, and your penchant for mass murder notwithstanding, people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL. You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though. Your trolltag is caligulasAquarium and you speak wwith a vvery wweird and sort of wwavvy soundin accent.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling at 7:11 --

    CA: goddamn it gam CA: you really knoww howw to kill a brothers libido CA: oh CA: my CA: god CA: wwhy am i talkin like you CA: i think im goin to lay dowwn CA: bein split in half takes a lot out a you CA: hawwnk hawwnk

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling at 7:12 --
  • Mood: Longing

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KimkahMakara Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Double Pistols and a Wink :+llama: 
Vinnish Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015
can u stop givvin me orgasms pls

lovve from

Mittyepresses Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
do you have to be so hot
Raventhemerbgirl Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Eridan- you are beautiful. You are beautiful and wonderful and misunderstood, and there are hundreds of people who love you, me included. Never let anyone make you think you aren't amazing, because you are.

Also I'm sorry if this is irrelevant to your current situation, but I'm re-reading homestuck and I just got back to the whole 'Feferi issue' that happened before the game, and I just felt the need to let you know that you're wonderful and to never forget it.

That is all. Have a good day :)
Invaderkez19188 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fluffypufflove Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HackerYugi Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I found out that you are my patron troll!
And I must say that I am quite proud of it.
Jade-ChompChomps Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you are never gonna respond to anyone are you?
avrilfan1999 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student General Artist
heY fellOw seadwelleR
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