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Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.
- Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species. But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering GENOCIDE COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to KILL ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed resources and deadly weaponry from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING, while pursuing a working DOOMSDAY DEVICE which will bring armageddon to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night. You hold a fascination for MILITARY HISTORY AND LEGENDARY CONQUERORS. You have dubiously modeled your profile and exploits after the most notorious figures and their stories, which are bristling with the GLORY OF VICTORY and the STING OF DEFEAT and POLITICAL MACHINATIONS and ROMANTIC INTRIGUE. It is an image you are careful to craft through EXAGGERATED EMOTIONAL THEATRICS, and your penchant for mass murder notwithstanding, people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL. You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though. Your trolltag is caligulasAquarium and you speak wwith a vvery wweird and sort of wwavvy soundin accent.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling at 7:11 --
CA: http://fav.me/d3b14xh goddamn it gam
CA: you really knoww howw to kill a brothers libido
CA: oh
CA: my
CA: god
CA: wwhy am i talkin like you
CA: i think im goin to lay dowwn
CA: bein split in half takes a lot out a you
CA: hawwnk hawwnk
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling at 7:12 --
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wwaitin on kar
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-- PAST caligulasAquarium [PCA] began trolling at 5:22 --
PCA: im pretty lonely and confused right noww
PCA: still wwaitin for kar to arrivve at lowwaa
PCA: its really empty around here and ivve been wwanderin around for a wwhile
PCA: im actually pretty greatful kar decided to come along
PCA: i dont think anyone else wwould havve to be honest
PCA: although thats not an issue noww since that problem is solvved
PCA: hope to see you soon kar
-- PAST caligulasAquarium [PCA] ceased trolling at 5:24 --
[[I'm dying lmao]]
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling at 6:32 --
CA: http://benderhatersgonnahate.ytmnd.com/
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can u stop givvin me orgasms pls
lovve from
~evveryone
lovve from
~evveryone
do you have to be so hot
Eridan- you are beautiful. You are beautiful and wonderful and misunderstood, and there are hundreds of people who love you, me included. Never let anyone make you think you aren't amazing, because you are.
Also I'm sorry if this is irrelevant to your current situation, but I'm re-reading homestuck and I just got back to the whole 'Feferi issue' that happened before the game, and I just felt the need to let you know that you're wonderful and to never forget it.
That is all. Have a good day
Also I'm sorry if this is irrelevant to your current situation, but I'm re-reading homestuck and I just got back to the whole 'Feferi issue' that happened before the game, and I just felt the need to let you know that you're wonderful and to never forget it.
That is all. Have a good day
OH GOD WHY
I LOVE YOU< ERIDAN!
I found out that you are my patron troll!
And I must say that I am quite proud of it.